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Economics 101: The Stimulus Package

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man up

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It's an optical illusion, it's actually the pattern of the pants!

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I'm fucking Ben Affleck

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Owned!

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No cameras allowed in boner class!

Being the new kid at boner high was hard... everyone just stared at me like a statue.

"Ay, take a picture it'll last longer - thats what she said"

I'm so horny my tie has a halfie

"I'm just happy to see you AND I have a gun in my pocket AND I am horny to the point of having an erection. Never ask coy questions to your physics ... more >

No cameras allowed in boner class!

Being the new kid at boner high was hard... everyone just stared at me like a statue.

"Ay, take a picture it'll last longer - thats what she said"

I'm so horny my tie has a halfie

"I'm just happy to see you AND I have a gun in my pocket AND I am horny to the point of having an erection. Never ask coy questions to your physics teacher at boner high, young lady"

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dont stop timmy, you've almost gotten that c+

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"What's that? You want an explanation. How's this.... I woke up felling frisky so I called the escort service and popped a couple Cialis, the hooker never showed and I'm out of sick days. Good enough asshole?"

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dwightdshrute
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Mr. Stubbs was about to make his move on Jonas during the film until someone turned on the lights

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markfishman76
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Hello students I'm your substitute teacher Mr. Edwards...but you can call me by my nickname Special "Ed".

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Today class we're discussing human biology.

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Never ever take Viagra for a morning roll in the hay. There's always the danger of that four hour plus erection.

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What are they looking at? The Lassie credits are rolling.

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why popping viagra for a little afternoon delight was a BAAAD idea

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hott shit!

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Unknown to Mr. Scott, he was selected member of the year

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i got muthafuckin' wood nigga!!!!!!!!

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Mr. Fergison (above) leaps into action!

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Guess what I'm thinking ,boys and girls?

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Looks like I'll be playing a lot more World of Warcraft

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Will I get to keep my 401k?

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Bob Jones often laughed when the Viagara commercial warned of erections of greater than four hours. Not now!

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Hey Mr. D, we are Hardly going to miss your ass, i mean your class.

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Uhhh, sorry kids I'll be back in a few minutes. Something just came up.

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Today kids, I'm going to teach you all about the metric system.

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HEY OOH!!!!

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