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can, can, can he see me!
How you know if a Lion has a blind spot!
Wait for it.....Whait for it...
These stuffed animals are getting larger anf more realistic all the tiiiiiii.....!
I think I smell a raaaaaaaaaaaaat.
I tink i saw a "puddy tat"
Little Jim's Thorn Removal Service loses its one and only employee.
Next on Letterman: XTREME STUPID PET TRICKS!!
Meeee-owwww Babbbbbbby!
For the first time ever, Gina the Rat was having doubts about her choice of prostitution as a career...
You my mane man!
I close my eyes for one second!
This circus lion is about to show his famous disappearing mouse trick
You see son, the mouse is like the Palestinians lobbing rockets into Israel.....
Psst.... Eddie, come up here. I can see your house from here.
One of the three blind mice meets a new stranger- he feels his face to get an idea of what he looks like
You got a little something there.. no up..like on your nose...
I'm going to hypnotize him with my eyes and will him into my mouth
Down in front!
Aslan vs Mickey
Marty, where'd you go? What do you mean you see TEETH?
after the lion was ungrateful for the mouse pulling the thorn out of his paw, the mouse took a shit on his nose
This lion-skin rug will go nicely in the den.
I know technically this is still the year of the rat, but buddy, this shit is pushing it!
senor mouse just had to get a close-up of the lion's sweet new billy ray cyrus hairdo
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