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I'm not an expert but I'm pretty sure there's an easier way to take off your pants

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Psshh. just looking for an excuse to have to get out of your pants and into hers!

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Some skiers like to go balls-out.

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Who votes on these winners?

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Ski Trick Level = Master

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Uhm, it's just because its cold out here!

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When life gives you shit, make a shit sandwich.

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After careful reconsideration, Carl knew that the human snow
Piñata was a bad idea, and the candy tasted like shit...

Oh damn.

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Steve had always wanted to be a ski bum.

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We are almost there, keep your pants on.

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the day Bob found out he had narcolepsy.

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poperatzy's karma.

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It sure is a Crying Game.

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Fuck it, I choose DIE

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"boy am i glad I remembered to shave my grundel today"

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that chick has a big vagina...

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When you look up the definition of shrinkage in the dictionary, this is the photo that comes with it…

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Did this guy’s girlfriend chop his dick off and throw it off the ski lift mid jerk?

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your balls are showing....bumble bee tuna

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He just had to one up his friend who put his tongue on metal

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Don't forget to check out jason2k1's Haiku Contest.

http://www.funnyordie.com/blog/posts/12859

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Do you always have to make a ass out of yourself Bob?

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Little know loop hole in the law: It is actually legal to show your cock to thousands of strangers if you disguise it in a terrible ski accident.

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You call those snowballs?

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Grandma close your eyes!!!

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