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I'm not an expert but I'm pretty sure there's an easier way to take off your pants
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Psshh. just looking for an excuse to have to get out of your pants and into hers!
Some skiers like to go balls-out.
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Ski Trick Level = Master
Uhm, it's just because its cold out here!
When life gives you shit, make a shit sandwich.
After careful reconsideration, Carl knew that the human snowPiñata was a bad idea, and the candy tasted like shit...Oh damn.
Steve had always wanted to be a ski bum.
We are almost there, keep your pants on.
the day Bob found out he had narcolepsy.
poperatzy's karma.
It sure is a Crying Game.
Fuck it, I choose DIE
"boy am i glad I remembered to shave my grundel today"
that chick has a big vagina...
When you look up the definition of shrinkage in the dictionary, this is the photo that comes with it…
Did this guy’s girlfriend chop his dick off and throw it off the ski lift mid jerk?
your balls are showing....bumble bee tuna
He just had to one up his friend who put his tongue on metal
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Do you always have to make a ass out of yourself Bob?
Little know loop hole in the law: It is actually legal to show your cock to thousands of strangers if you disguise it in a terrible ski accident.
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You call those snowballs?
Grandma close your eyes!!!
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