the room is standing still, but the tree won't stop spinning.

A traditional irish christmas.

Take the present's, i'll get rid of the tree.

In case you ever need your front windows broken by alcoholics.

Paw always said his drinkin' habit would come in handy some
day

Tom was surprised after the people at his house party were particularly neat

Santa awoke with his head pounding, "Wait a second, you aren't Mrs. Claus."

I hate skunky trees.

Hey Cousin Momma, tell your Sonsband it's time to open gifts!!

It's a Carnie Christmas!!!

it was in the corner of the towns youth hall.

Is it real or artificial?

This is not what we meant when we told our son to get a Christmas tree we could recycle.

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Ok, i have my tree goggles on, let's party.

I think i got a yeast infection.

Duuude, anyone got a bowling ball?

The Crown Royal stockings were hung by the chimney with care

At sundown when the light shines thru, I swear you can see a drunk Kermit the Frog humping a Miss Piggy doll..

If you hung this tree upside down it would make a nice chandelier in a gay, redneck biker bar..

hi my name is santa and I'm an alcoholic

Must be Joe Sixpack's house!

Strings of chips, pretzles, popcorn and beef jerky would make this a very special X-mas tree..

This makes a pyromaniacs job much tougher..

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