we never had the heart to tell Grandpa that he wasn't invisible.

When I photoshop myself chopping a frozen pond in the buff, the ladies on eHarmony, will be all over me.

Ya see grandson, when you go reservoir ice-fishing for Loch Ness, you gotta make the hole nice 'n big.

George was trying ever so hard to prove his masculinity to his wife

Who's dick do i gotta suck to go fishing around here.

Grandpa always knew how to break the ice.

$2,000 to freeze my sperm...hand me that axe Smithers.

It is a miracle Survivorman made it this far.

Bitch won't ever laugh at shrinkage again

Icekok Dangerous

WTF??? the winner made no sense!!! Did he?!!

You are kidding me that this is the winning caption. It doesn't even make sense. This is a total sham.

For the last time, that's not how you ice fish Dad!

Grandpa's wax statue was starting to melt inside.

"Back when I was a kid, we had to kill our own lakes before we ate them. We also had to walk up-hill while prostitutes seared our genitals with firebrands, just to pick up a gallon of milk.

"Have I told you about the war yet?"

Lake for Sale. Low mileage. Crazy old guy and washer-dryer included.

"Have at ye, vile lake of pants-theft!"

This year im going ice fishing nakkkeeeddd, its not like i use the sodding thing at this age anyways who cares if it gets frostbit!

Hell had just frozen over and nothing was gonna stop him from making Grandma Ida keep her promise.

While Grandpa still insisted on using his dangling genitals as Bait, we did manage to convince him to switch from the less effective Broomstick to the slightly more probable Axe to catch Pike on Lake Frozemycockoff.

I'll get that damn turtle that ran away with my pants!

"Pop, they'll never let you use that on eHarmony"

World record salmon caught with penis and axe.

Only two things could get John past his writer's block.

After luring the rare Alaskan cock-sucker trout, Henry moves in for the kill.