EJECT? I thought it said REFLECT...you know...like on life and shit.

Shit! I told him not to eat that Taco Bell!

Not the best way to enter a plane.

"I'm not staying in this clown-face airplane another second. I'm out of here."

Halla Halla!!!!!!!!!

Air Force Pilots always have trouble with premature ejectulation.

"Oh, THERE'S my car. Just let me out here. Thanks."

I refuse to spend the holidays with your parents, Amelia, im fucking out of here.

Maverick! You are no longer my "Wingman"

The tragic death of Gary Coleman captured on film during a taping of Fox Televisions, "Celebrity Flight School"

CAUTION: Eating airline food may cause extreme gas.

My mother-in-law, moments after "back seat flying."

Yugo jet testing.

Mall of America offers a new parking shuttle service.

Ground control to Major Thumb...

next time no chilli for the inflight meal

The Seat Warmers they use now adays are way too hot!

Jimmy thought he hit the flush button..big mistake

"Hey Ground Control, do we have any clever acronyms for 'Oh Shit I shouldn't have pressed that'?"

Jimmy is always showing off for his girlfriend.

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Pinky Tuscadero tries to one-up Arthur Fonzerelli yet again.

Tragically, Captain Jack forgot to put his dining tray in the upright postion before landing.

too bad Bush Sr. didn't pull out this quick

What would jesus do?