Disappointingly, Fulton County Fair's newest attraction, the "Tunnel Of Doug" ends with a mustache, a room-temperature Budweiser, and a "Support Our Troops" T-shirt.

I told you he wasn't a real engineer!!

it looks like Goku shot another Kamehameha through the Jones' place again!

this is what an asshole of a house would look like.

This is exactly what a house hemorrhoid looks like. Pray you never see one again.

And that's where the Goatses live. You'll never guess what they're good at.

That's Bill Anderson's place. What an asshole!

Aw, damn it!... the black hole sucked in the 9 from our address again... hun, could you run to Home Depot later and pick up a new one?... Sweetie?... AW, DAMN IT!

OK who farted?

Little billy playing with his atom smasher, again.

House for sale
2 bedrooms, 1 and a half bath
recently imploded siding
new appliances

The Palmer family home was very fortunate to have suffered only
minor damage in the bombing. They were devistated, however, to
realize the loss of their favorite address numeral.

Hello Orkin...I have this really big worm hole.....

I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!

Just out of the shot: The biggest roll of toilet paper
on earth!

This was such a nice neighborhood until all the black holes started moving in.

Ohhh... I was supposed to COVER the hole!

there was an 'incident' with the christmas lights...

Yeah, I'm not going after the frisbee either. We'll just get another one.

House For Sale: 0 bed 0 bath 1 blackhole to an alternate dimension with no possible guarantee that you'll ever return

OK, that is NOT a breakfast nook. Take me to the next place on your list.

Up next on Fox, "When Poltergeists Attack!"

My new place? Thanks for asking...it's a fucking "money pit."

I don't think I want to visit the Vagina Hall of Fame

You'd like to think that the local "Terminix guy" takes better care of his own property.