Caption Contest for December 26, 2008

the Gorilla decided to take it slow

Nitrous...check. Costumes....check. All we need now is a car battery and some industrial-grade clamps and we'll get this party going.

want to go back to my place and let me peel that off you, then do it monkey style?

Curious George is about to eat it out

This monkey takes Love to a whole other level!!

it was love at first bite!

Its peanut butter jelly time wit a baseball bat and some balloons

The monkey will find a new sexual position: the Banana Split.

A relationship that his parents just didn't approve of.

You scratch my back and I'll eat yours.

Curious Jorgé (El Manejador de Plátano - or The Banana Handler) will air tonight on Cinemax on our after hours program.

Excuse me sleeveless stud, do you know where the NAMBLA meeting is?

This banana has a split for the gorilla's huge banana?

In an attempt to prevent the extinction of a rare breed of asexual gorillas, zoologist take unprecedented steps to sexually stimulate the primates by producing and subjecting them to gorilla porn.

American Idol auditions are getting really disturbing.

Yeah.....so... after I finish helping you with this we're going back to my apartment...right?

i don't know about you, but my girdle is killing me.

Sandals Todd??? Now everyone will know it's a monkey suit!

You hand out the fliers...bananas don't have opposable thumbs

Todd! I said we need to Gorilla market to sell the bananas!! Fuck your dumb.

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C'MON GINGERBALLS SEE IF YOU CAN CHEAT ON THIS ONE... ASSHOLE

I wanna peel you like a banana, baby. No, really...

I told you when we got married! If you dress me up as Gorilla with balloons the deal is off. I'm taking the kids.

An awkward moment ensued when they ran across the giant jar of peanut butter.