Sylvia grabs a quick refreshment during break from ballet class.

how was she planning on bending over to pick the bottle up from the dispenser?

I'll peel this puppy right open

Godzilla Thirsty! Godzilla want drink!

She gets on crazy anytime the thong song comes on....

shes stressed out because warren moon keeps beating the shit out of her

"Do these jeans make my ass look big?"

Officer? I swear to Christ I only ate the one baby.

"Well, I drank more than half of them, no sense stopping now"

if only we could increase how much we can ingest at once- this girl would be truly happy

"I'm just gonna stand here and put out the vibe"

HOT!

everlasting love

"I'm a human being"

The scene that was about to commence was not gonna be pretty.

"Strip-aerobics always leaves me dehydrated"

There was only the thin glass between her and her earthly desires.

Rockin' in the not so fat free world.

Somebody,throw a shoe or two!

Miss Sturgess 1973.

Sara Palin after consoling herself on Bon Bons for 4 years,getting ready for 2012.

Shame,she couldn't even spell shame.She wouldn't know shame if she sat on it.Her shame would put W's to shame.She's got to phone in her shame.Her shame has T-B (three bellies).However, she's a very sweet girl.She has a P. H. D. in buttocks,(piled high and deep).She's also very cute.

I can't fit any more yoo-hoo down by my hoo-hoo-dilly, these pants are about to burst. Stretch jeans my ass...

I didn't think you could fit that many milkshakes in one picture...

That's why the Yoo-hoo machine is welded to the floor.

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