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Go figure...a Kenyan still won this one.

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" thanks assholes you told me this was a rudolph run..."

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Black Friday in the North Pole.

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Santa Bloodz

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That one poor reindeer has to pull how many Santa's?! run run Rudolf!

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(North) Pole Position.

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Ready, set, BE JOLLY!

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Rudolph finally decided to face his Clausterphobia.

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Rudolf thinks he's as good as Santa now?

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This Christmas on CBS...The Amazing Race...Santa Style!
The winner gets dignity and a job.

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S.A.N.T.A. is actually a special ops force from the North Pole.

S.uper
A.gile
N.uclear-powered soldiers
T.rained to
A.ss Kick

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Because he wasn't allowed to join in "The Reindeer Games",
this was Rudolph's only option.

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If you're running behind that guy front row, second from the right...watch your step...

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Leading the way his whole life, Rudolph was a shoe in to win the 5k fun run.

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Rudolph may as well have been black as he was trampled by hundreds of old fat white men soon after the race began.

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DAVES CAPTION CONTEST FOR DEC.19th.......
MERRY CHRISTMAS, A LITTLE HEAD OF TIME...
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Hold the fuck up everybody, Rudolf is falling behind.

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"First one to the Mall gets to have a kid sit on their lap!"

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And that was the day we figured out Mall of America was just too damn big.

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Tell that guy in black that the Satan Marathon is next week.

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Where's Larry David?

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I told you these weren't ninja costumes.

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"Coming up, on the World's Funniest Amber Alerts"

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Silly Canadians!!!

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hey theres channuka harry... get him.

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on dancer, on prancer, on shlomoe and shitsom...

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