His outfit screams Apple, but we all know he's Micro-soft.

think differently

I'm switching to PC

funny enough to wear, funny enough to die.

Once you go Mac, you never go back.

His swimming gear says apple, but we all know he's hiding a banana in there.

If you wanted it than you should have put a ring on it.

apple of my burning eyes

MOMMY ! Billy won't give me my suit back, and I gotta go Brownies strts in a half hour !

And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to introduce you to Mario, the newest member of The Flying Macrobats.

Hello, I'm a Mac. And I'm a Pe-nis.

"Man wins title of biggest nerd and smallest penis in same competition."

a living example of Apple on steroid.

sex education sponsored by Big Mac.

Lars has no shame. In fact, he loves that Funny or Die has made his ball sac famous.

the Apple that keeps the doctor away.

the other night i googled Apple spandex.

The new iPod touch has a sleek new design, is waterproof, and a few quick shakes of the ergonomic shuffle stick gives you a new release everytime.

what happens to Adam when he takes a bite of the apple Eve gives him.

when taking viagra, if an erection lasts longer than 4 hours, please look at this photo.

introducing the apple spee-don't.

mystery date, are you ready for your mystery date.

is that a mac mini in your pants?

i-putz.

apples less popular u-touch my-bod.

speed-o' no you didn't.