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The only monster under this bed is gravity.
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it was a really fun sleepover until Andy (who insisted on the top bunk) wet the bed.
i forgot to ask, do you like guacamole?
"We'll have so much more room for activities"
Holiday Inn, China.
HELP, I got up and can't get down!
There's no WAY this isn't going to work.
Sleepover at the "Brady's".
For a manly meal try a manwich
Just another way for a group of platonic friends enjoying a little mutual masterbation... Its not gay if you can't see one another... OR IS IT?
A polish canibal oreo.
I call top... never mind
Sara Lee sleeping danish. Layer upon layer upon layer.
Sure hope the nobody pees the bed when you're on the bottom bunk.
" I don't care if you did JUST go, YOU"RE GOING TO WEAR THE DEPENDS !"
hey no fair you get the top bunk...Hey at least you get a mattress!
"SHOTGUN TOP BUNK"-Private Pile
Dude, I hope you don't pee in the bed!
The pompous and the pea story again... Come on
Polygamists bedroom suite.
I see Paris Hilton finally hired an efficiency expert!
Nose bleed section, again. Why do I always get the cheap bed.
I thought I told you to go to the bathroom before we left Earth!
Where are we going to find a pea this big?
The walk of shame never was as challenging as it is now.
The princess finally solved that pea problem
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