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The only monster under this bed is gravity.

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it was a really fun sleepover until Andy (who insisted on the top bunk) wet the bed.

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i forgot to ask, do you like guacamole?

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"We'll have so much more room for activities"

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Holiday Inn, China.

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HELP, I got up and can't get down!

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There's no WAY this isn't going to work.

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Sleepover at the "Brady's".

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For a manly meal try a manwich

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Just another way for a group of platonic friends enjoying a little mutual masterbation... Its not gay if you can't see one another... OR IS IT?

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A polish canibal oreo.

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I call top... never mind

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Sara Lee sleeping danish. Layer upon layer upon layer.

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Sure hope the nobody pees the bed when you're on the bottom bunk.

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" I don't care if you did JUST go, YOU"RE GOING TO WEAR THE DEPENDS !"

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hey no fair you get the top bunk...Hey at least you get a mattress!

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"SHOTGUN TOP BUNK"-Private Pile

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Dude, I hope you don't pee in the bed!

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The pompous and the pea story again... Come on

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Polygamists bedroom suite.

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I see Paris Hilton finally hired an efficiency expert!

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Nose bleed section, again. Why do I always get the cheap bed.

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I thought I told you to go to the bathroom before we left Earth!

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Where are we going to find a pea this big?

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The walk of shame never was as challenging as it is now.

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The princess finally solved that pea problem

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