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Seconds later, the word 'turkificationed' was born.
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Monica Lewinsky... eat your heart out.
3 turkeys and a guy in a red tie.
George Bush wanted a scandal he could call his own.
The word irony comes to mind
The things you have to do get a pardon these days...
Dont worry W. No dress!
This turkey was so grateful for the presidential pardon. That a happy ending was all it could do...
A bird in hand is worth two in the Bush
how do you say gobble gobble with cock in your mouth?
turkey in the bush
two dumb clucks
two turkeys
Thanksgiving Day is over, you can stop now!
"Mr. Turkey, allow me to introduce to you, Mr. Lame Duck"
and then the guy in the red tie stuck a thumb in the turkeys butt.
Mr. Turkey only your 'Thanks' is necessary!!!
Nickelodeon's newest political commentary show: YO GOBBLE GOBBLE
cock a doodle dooo
If Clinton had Monica Lewinsky and Bush has this turkey, what will Obama have? A hoover?
O, ecstasy! O, sublime agony! Paradise on Earth! I am forever at your beck and call. Tell Laura i love her,but now i have an even higher authority to answer to.
Pardon me.
Love that view behind the scene.
Don't let your karma run over my dogma!
"I know you can't fly either!"
O,gee! Give that turk an inch, he wants a stick.
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