“DAMMIT KID I SAID I HAVE CANDY!!”

But dad I am still waiting for windows to shut down properly!

Bill Gates just wouldn't admit that Vista wasn't working, so they called in Apple

After finding out his real father wasn't a Dell6 6400, Billy was reluctant to leave for his new home.

Stop playing WOW and come to starbucks!!!!!!

Damn It Will, I said you can't take that to Grandmas', you know if you plug that up at her house it will blow up! Now GET IN THE CAR!

Wait Dad,wait my second life it's in here.

OUCH!!!
MY RIGHT NUT!
MY RIGHT NUT!
AHGGHHHHH

But Dad...I stood in line for 13 hours to get this black Friday deal, you have to get it for me!

LVL UP, LIGHTENING BOLT LIGHTENING BOLT.

"Come on you lil Fucker" enough of the computer shit, you're going down.

I'm almost at level 80!

Billy just couldn't commit to a family vacation .... without bringing the porn on his computer along for company!

It's a holiday!! It's time to act the way we THINK we are supposed to act to make ourselves THINK we are good people!!

look, danny, u're 12 already, time to move out and trade your porn addiction for a job

BUT THIS ONE STILL HAS XP!!

no dad i have real friends on myspace

Dad,"I love my tie-dyed cloths, can't we just shop for new cloths on the net."

"But Dad!!..Me and my super computer are gonna pave the driveway!"

Duane, the boy without bones leaves the house for the first time to go to computer camp.

While 2 weeks of sunshine and fresh air at summer camp seemed best for his boy, all the neighbors heard was: "Give me the Internet or give me death!!"

Edgar will only give up Windows after they pry his PC from his cold, dead hands.

Now take my left arm and plug it into the car lighter and we can power this baby up!

Hard drive? Hard Drive? I'll show you a Hard Drive!

But Dad, she ain't gonna be Vice President anymore, I still have to marry her daughter?!

Oh god! I don't wanna ride the rape train again!