Frank immediately realized he should have been more suspicious when his wife volunteered him to coach golf at the juvenile detention center

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Frank immediately realized he should have been more suspicious when his wife volunteered him to coach golf at the juvenile detention center

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where do I get orange and blue trees?

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Keep your eye on the ball

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Hahahaha I funking hate you step dad !!

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clay aiken, slapping balls in your face since 1986.

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carrot tops idea of funny as a child.

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wOW YOU DIDN'T LEAVE THIS ONE UP FOR THREE DAYS. EVEN THOUGH ON THE LAST ONE i HAD 14 FUNNYS THE FIRST DAY WITH 0 DIES, THEN THREE DAYS LATER, i HAD 18 DIES AND 14 FUNNYS BUT EVEN THOUGH IT HELD THAT TALLY FOR 3 DAYS IT DIDN'T WIN

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And now, the rest of the story...

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Hey! Watch This Bob Saget!

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Green pro golf jumpsuite 70 dollars
protikes golf shoes 50 dollars
getting even for making you look gay with a lil tikes golf club...........pricelessssss

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concussion in.......3...........2.......................................

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"OHBOY"

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Dad quickly realized that it wasn't a White Pacman coming at him.

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Yep, you've got Daddy's stroke alright. I always aim for the eyes...

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Looks like he's playing with 200 pounds of bird shit!

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Nice outfit you little fagot

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Ginger kids piss me off

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This picture is fucking stupid

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When the ball hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!

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What does this kid and apples have in common?

...they both look good hanging from trees.

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"OK, now it's my turn with my five-iron!"

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Well at least this one isn't going to hit his nuts.

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this is ironic because you weren't keeping your eye on the ball.

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billy's special uncle told him not to worry. his dad will be o.k. because he's used to getting slapped in the face with balls. " ;-)

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Every so often it's painfully obvious why pushing the Hyperspace button should remain a last resort.

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How "Nerf" got the idea of a ball that warns people that something is quickly approaching.

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