Ted's power of invisibility stopped working at the most inopportune times...

OH SHIT!! A Splinter!!!!

full moon at noon!

great escape

this thief wont be robing old men anytime soon!)

lone survivor of a nudist colony taking his morning swim!

Joe realized he was a sleepwalker at the age of 43, when a little red ladder crushed his grunies, awakening him from his mountain climbing dream.

Finished,"Shitting on the Dock of the Bay".

Realizing that was one tight pussy, our manly porn star climbed to great heights ..... because he knew this would require the extra velocity in order to fit his schlong inside her! ;-]p


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Public Humility: My Anti-Drug

"I'm not carrying that damn thing any further. It can just fall in."

Hey! Somebody Help! HELP! My cock ring has locked onto something and it's hurting...a lot. Please Help! (Lots of slobbering and crying)

"...that hole in the wood looks like the perfect size"

Somebody has lost a dear,dear, soul!

Yeah, I Keep MY Pimp Hand Strong, Bitch! Oh look I got blood on my watch.

This was the last time Bill visited Master Splinter at his old age.

Smuggling crack off the Bounty

Kiss MY Asphalt!!

Being a werewolf ain't that bad, it's the mornings after the all night full moon parties that really suck.

Having finally gotten out, Guy Ritchie files for divorce 5 minutes after this picture was taken.

Damnit I never eat that worm again. Oh what a night!

I'M IN BARE ASS ED!!!!!!!!!!

I don't see whats so odd about this picture, its a guy walking and checking the time-O wait, nevermind theres a naked guy on a ladder

All alcoholics reach rock "bottom" at some point.

I don't see whats so odd about this picture, its a guy walking and checking the time-O wait, nevermind theres a naked guy on a ladder

Oh..well...my passion? I guess you could say it would be having sex with latters in public. I especially like the red ones.