They were all killed by vampires that evening. Their necklaces were all wrong.

the germans love there sausages

u want some mustard with that??

the kinkiest sex toys invented, weiner spretzel

We Buhleive in nuhthing Mr. Lebowski.
Ya, we Buhleive in nuhthing.

Wait. Wheres the marmot?

The three wise men brought gifts of pretzel, weiner, and shiny metal...

The BeeGees, having grown tired of the soft rock scene,have resorted to televangilism through their fast food emporium,"Gibby's Weiner and Beans", much to the delight of their pretzel loving mother,Broom Hilda.

New and improved Britain: the people are so clean you can eat off them!

Guess which guy owns a dog.

Every caption except the winning caption always has one die vote more than funny votes, cheaters suck. I don't care, but cheaters are fags.

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Worst Bond villains, ever.

They voted for McCain

look at the douche in the middle actually wearing jewlery........what a fag

hey right nut. yea? hey left nut. yea? WHO'S THE PENIUS BETWEEN US?!!!???!?!?!?!?

They look like how the Beatles felt when John left.

Coin necklaces, pretzels, and creepy guys wearing weiners...reminds me of Catholic summer camp!

Three of the top four Nazi uniform suggestions.

Der two foodies didn't understand why the Swiss prince was allowed into the food competition, then he demonstrated his ability to carve the holes in the Swiss cheese using his neck bling as a pattern.

Gertrude promised to do the same with their weiners later that night.

Ancient relics discovered from the Ching-ching dynasty.

Helga was quite popular with the boys, having proven she could twist seven pretzels with only her tongue in just under an hour.

Shortly after this photo was taken, Helga passed out from the excruciating pain in the top of her head caused by the stray darts.

At the Franchise meeting with potential investors, their slogan read, "May we kiosk and fondue you."

The "3 Wise Men" tale has a completely different meaning in Germany.

The Mensa group elects their new leaders