Congratulations to WESTSIDESLANT! He's just good at this, aint he? He wins his choice of a ball & chain, a hair net, or a lifetime penpal who will eventually ask for his hand in marriage -OR- he can trade in all his winnings thus far for a conjugcal visit with our offender below. Tempting, I know.
Today we have a fine speciman/speciwoman. What? Huh? What's going on here? It's Drop a Dime; Name that Crime numero seis!!!