Description: Hello, and welcome to a new form of killing, violating, and abusing time.
It works like a caption contest. Make up a story, caption, pretty much anything for the selected mugshot. The sentence (ha!) you give can be as long or as short as you see fit. Whoever gets four "wins" first...well, they win.* So, please voting is important- even if you don't have a caption!
Easy peazy like dumbass sleazy!
*I reserve the right to change the laws if this does not work.