Captain_NebulaFTW

hahaaaaa!!!! i sorta converted my hooker joke to fit nuns xD hahaa i hope... more »

hahaaaaa!!!! i sorta converted my hooker joke to fit nuns xD hahaa i hope it worked xD =D everyone on heres sooooo funny =D apart from some of the pansy ass celebs lol a.k.a PARIS HILTON!!!!

=O ooooooooooohhh myyyyyyyy!!! i had a nightmare about talkin shoes as a... more »

=O ooooooooooohhh myyyyyyyy!!! i had a nightmare about talkin shoes as a kid... they sort of tornadoed around an old ladys feet and ATE THEM... stripped to the bone.... o.O OMFG!!!! i still remember it till this day!!!! haaaahhh

hmmm i dunno if my pants could talk the first thing they would do is ghasp... more »

hmmm i dunno if my pants could talk the first thing they would do is ghasp for air and make a break for it hahahaaa .... which makes them freaking awsome because who else has TALKING PANTS!!! =0 haha =D how awsome are your pants... or skirt... you never know haha =D

in light of the race being illigal Sister Mary Quinn asked Sister Catherine... more »

in light of the race being illigal Sister Mary Quinn asked Sister Catherine Joan "have you ever been pulled by the fuzz?" to Sister mary's surprize Sister Catherine replied "no... but i've been swung round by the tits."