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We're cute as hell...Even quicker!

We smell the used toilet paper before we drop it into the bowl. We grow our toe nails out crazy long...Just cuz'. We like to fart just enough for a small "bubble" to be caught between our butt track and the hard surface we're sitting on and rock back and forth just before arching our backs and..."pop".