He handed an infant small pieces of gold?

Let's just say there were two Wisemen and a moron following something shiny in the sky.

Proof That Tiger Cheated

The photoshop skills are strong in this one...

Greg Oden's Knee X-Ray

Here's a video of Patti and I making a pizza...

Pizza Video

Here is a piece of prose about football by someone who could care less about football...

I Saw Football

Have a nice weekend.  Butch.

Birds of L.A.

Well, the movie which we started filming this summer was put on hold over the fall but we are back up and running. Funny, I got a call from my buddy, Jim. M. today, asking about the movie.  In the next hour, I got a message from my good friend, Amy who was wondering the same.

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We submitted two Doritos spots and they both made it through.

The first one is "Doritos Spider" starring Mike, Matt, and Josie-Dog.

You can check it here -

http://www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/video/3930

The other one is "Men Love Doritos".  I'm surprised this one made it in since it features a guy doing push-ups with a sock on his junk.  By the way, it's not Mike.

Thanks for watching.

Sometimes a good horror trailer (Magic) or a perfectly-hyped marketing campaign (Blair Witch Project) are all it takes to keep me jumpy at night. I get frightened easily watching scary movies. There are some scenes that will be permanently etched in my head in the form of some invisible (until the lights go out) scar that itches every now and then at random times of the day (or night) and raises the hairs on my right arm (always the right arm, not the left…weird).

Here are a few of the horror movie scenes that have haunted me over the years…but now, not so much.

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Revamp - tr.v. re·vamped, re·vamp·ing, re·vamps. 1. To patch up or restore; renovate. 2. To revise or reconstruct (a manuscript, for example)...

I totally reconstructed our perronbrothers.com website.  There's a little new content but most of it is old shit that I have to repost because the re-fuckin-vamping meant that all the fucking links got all fuck-nut busted up. 

So check the fucker out if you get a fuckin minute and you don't mind getting steered the fuck away from funny or fuckin die. 

The new look website is powered by wordpress which is taking a little getting used to.  We made the switch because wordpress is podcast-friendly.  The iWeb we were running before was fuckin up all the goddamn feeds and shit.  If you like soccer, check out Scott and Mikes' Upstart Colonials podcast.  Don't go there if you don't like soccer, it will bore the piss outta you.

One nice thing about the new site is that people can leave comments after posts.  Yeah, I fuckin know that's what you can do on this site but I can't fuckin swear on my fuckin site because my little bitch bros will probably cry - oh waaay - no swearing.  I don't know that for sure but they might.  So if you want to leave a comment on a post, great, but keep it PG or else Matt will not approve it. 

You can say whatever the fuck you want on THIS blog though.

I don't give a flying fuck either way.

Cheers, motherfuckers.