Heather

Its myself I really don't come here much I just want to say last night was one of the saddest nights ever. Conan and I share a birthday... more »

Its myself I really don't come here much I just want to say last night was one of the saddest nights ever. Conan and I share a birthday and I have loved him since I was 12 rock on irish bitches

Dear Judd Apatow,

Please give me a job I hate corporate recruiting and my... more »

Dear Judd Apatow,

Please give me a job I hate corporate recruiting and my college degree is just an un-laminated piece of paper. I can write and am told I am very funny especially when I'm not trying to be. I can submit a decent resume if prompted and I am able to do anything for my employer (no nudity). Thank you for the consideration and your prompt reply especially in current job market.

Sincerely,
Heather M.Burns

The quite hunter inspects his kill...notice the Brazilian teeth sniffing... more »

The quite hunter inspects his kill...notice the Brazilian teeth sniffing approach to verify that this rare trophy was indeed a female.

Its myself I really don't come here much I just want to say last night was... more »

Its myself I really don't come here much I just want to say last night was one of the saddest nights ever. Conan and I share a birthday and I have loved him since I was 12 rock on irish bitches

I think I love these Canadians more than I love Rush…well maybe not.... more »

I think I love these Canadians more than I love Rush…well maybe not. I can’t believe I’m gonna see them live I was like seven the first time I saw them on t.v. omg they have to be like 50 now holy hell.