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Dahlia Bill

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I'm hoping this is a dating site. See, Match.com recently paired me with some lady from skid row, so I met her for a date at McDonald's. When she asked me if I was buyin, I said "Ok." Next thing I know, I'm buyin her 4 kids a Happy Meal each, a... more »

I'm hoping this is a dating site. See, Match.com recently paired me with some lady from skid row, so I met her for a date at McDonald's. When she asked me if I was buyin, I said "Ok." Next thing I know, I'm buyin her 4 kids a Happy Meal each, a Double Cheeseburger for her crack dealer, a Milkshake for all her boys in the yard (there were ALOT of freakin boys in the yard) and a Fish Sandwich Meal for her. After we finished eating, she finally smiled and showed me some missing front teeth, winked at me, and asked me if I wanted a BJ in the bathroom for $2. Let's just say that it was the best time I ever had, and I'm totally hooked on this online dating thing. « less

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