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by Mike, Thursday November 5, 2009
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
--Anonymous
That famous bear who had no hair
Just didn't care no hair was there.
Could not care less that he was bare;
A bare bear who just didn't care.
He would just lie in his bear's lair
On his bear rug next to a pair
Of scary monsters who shared his lair.
The talks they had were not hot air:
Philosophy, auto repair,
How to become a millionaire.
And many other things they'd share,
Thre...
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