I can't post a funny caption right now, my hands are full.

These legs are made for Walken.

Hold On!! It's not what You Think...I'm Smothering the CAT

(Women): Kitty!

(Men): Titty!

At this point, it's technically necrophilia.

They finally released the Osama Bin Laden photo and it proves one thing, Navy Seals are hot!

So a lonely college girls nipple violates terms and conditions on facebook, but this shit is cool?!?

Maniqueens

No one had the heart to tell Nana that, even though she watered him every day, Pepper wasn’t coming back to life.

He still has on his tranny wheels.

This is a good way to get "Athlete's Cock."

The jacuzzi only needed one glass of water.

Last night I had a Frog in my throat...

This is nothing, you should've seen the black cups.