I can't post a funny caption right now, my hands are full.
These legs are made for Walken.
Hold On!! It's not what You Think...I'm Smothering the CAT
(Women): Kitty!(Men): Titty!
Harry Potter's cousin, Barry Potter, had to settle for Hogwarts State.
Oh thats just for the Bitches my Owner brings home from the Bar...
you misspelled dignity.
Lesson one, when trying to burn the house down for insurance reasons don't start with the pool.
So a lonely college girls nipple violates terms and conditions on facebook, but this shit is cool?!?
At this point, it's technically necrophilia.
Wow! 1200 Whores Power!
"Let go and cover your face you whore! I can't pedal with this massive erection."
How did my thong end up on your back?
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