I can't post a funny caption right now, my hands are full.

They finally released the Osama Bin Laden photo and it proves one thing, Navy Seals are hot!

So a lonely college girls nipple violates terms and conditions on facebook, but this shit is cool?!?

Hold On!! It's not what You Think...I'm Smothering the CAT

She came in 30 minutes. It took me 1.

Half way to that promotion

Mortal Kombat Massage Parlor, where we always "Finish Him!"

Don't know what's wrong with Billy. At the parade today he didn't want a popsicle, then when I got him a hot dog he just vomited and he hasn't stopped crying since.

This is a good way to get "Athlete's Cock."

We're going to need a bigger boat...

Wow! 1200 Whores Power!

He still has on his tranny wheels.

I'll take 'Lucky Bastards', for $200 Alex.

Shhh, they think I invented facebook,

Look on the bright side...he could have painted himself as a cow.

Does the teleprompter read duet or do it?

"Sweetie, can you look in Nana's bag. I'm sure there's another bottle of formaldehyde in there somewhere."

Maybe FOD could find some pictures from Rango.

Mao See Thong

Broke Hip Mountain