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7 Song Lyrics Worse Than Rebecca Black'...

7 Song Lyrics Worse Than Rebecca Black's "Friday" from You're Doing It Wrong
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7 Song Lyrics Worse Than Rebecca Black's "Friday" by The key difference between Rebecca Black and these artists is that she is a child and deserves a pass. Your move, Fergie.
Views: 484,365   |   Rating: 76% Funny

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5 Kids Cartoons That Are Wildly Inappro...

5 Kids Cartoons That Are Wildly Inappropriate for Kids from Dashiell Driscoll
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5 Kids Cartoons That Are Wildly Inappropriate for Kids by Are these cartoons meant for kids? Absolutely. Should you let your child watch these cartoons? The title of this article would suggest that's not the best idea.
Views: 189,899   |   Rating: 78% Funny

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What Halloween Candies Say About You

What Halloween Candies Say About You from A General Nonchalance
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What Halloween Candies Say About You by When giving out candy to trick-or-treaters, a person's worth can be measured in Snickers.
Views: 182,128   |   Rating: Immortal

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The 6 worst celebrity sex tapes ever ma...

The 6 worst celebrity sex tapes ever made... from Mikepattonfan (Sean Warhurst)
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The 6 worst celebrity sex tapes ever made... by Sometimes a sex tape can be absolute tits. Other times, not so much. This article pertains to these cocknuckling examples...
Views: 135,273   |   Rating: 75% Funny

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6 Things Jesus Wants You To Know About ...

6 Things Jesus Wants You To Know About the Rapture from Jesus
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6 Things Jesus Wants You To Know About the Rapture by Just some tips from a trustworthy source.
Views: 129,307   |   Rating: 74% Funny

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6 Groups of People That Can Get Married...

6 Groups of People That Can Get Married When Gay Couples Can't from lauren
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6 Groups of People That Can Get Married When Gay Couples Can't by Same sex couples are still working for equal rights while these jerks can get married any time they want.
Views: 122,754   |   Rating: Immortal

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4 Pedo-Riffic Internet Trends (That We'...

4 Pedo-Riffic Internet Trends (That We're All Okay With) from Dan Abramson
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4 Pedo-Riffic Internet Trends (That We're All Okay With) by For the record, I am not looking down on any of this. I'm just as guilty as anyone when it comes to these - it's only later that I took a step back and began questioning my decision making. Neverth...
Views: 117,865   |   Rating: 74% Funny

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10 Reasons Why She Doesn't Want Butt Sex

10 Reasons Why She Doesn't Want Butt Sex from LaRosaKnows
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10 Reasons Why She Doesn't Want Butt Sex by Men love putting their dicks into things. That being said, getting your pass to butt sex town is usually an uphill battle filled with pleading, bribes, and loss of dignity. But a lot of men have no...
Views: 116,322   |   Rating: 57% Funny

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5 Halloween Costumes That Make You Want...

5 Halloween Costumes That Make You Want to Punch People in the Stomach from A General Nonchalance
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5 Halloween Costumes That Make You Want to Punch People in the Stomach by These people need to be stopped/punched in the stomach.
Views: 113,230   |   Rating: 66% Funny

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7 Awesome Things We Got From Otherwise ...

7 Awesome Things We Got From Otherwise Terrible Movies from Cory Matthews
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7 Awesome Things We Got From Otherwise Terrible Movies by When it comes down to it, "Gigli" gave us more than most Oscar winners.
Views: 111,190   |   Rating: Immortal

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5 "Did They Think We Wouldn't Notice?" ...

5 "Did They Think We Wouldn't Notice?" Actor Replacements from Dashiell Driscoll
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5 "Did They Think We Wouldn't Notice?" Actor Replacements by Did they really think we wouldn't notice when they switched these actors?
Views: 104,319   |   Rating: 72% Funny

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7 Reasons Why Rick Moranis Needs to Mak...

7 Reasons Why Rick Moranis Needs to Make a Comeback from Cory Matthews
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7 Reasons Why Rick Moranis Needs to Make a Comeback by The world misses Rick Moranis. Every Moranis-less day that passes, we fall deeper into a a funk. One that would only be cured with a viewing of Little Giants or Spaceballs. Or Ghostbusters. Or Litt...
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10 Things To Tell Your Boyfriend You're...

10 Things To Tell Your Boyfriend/Husband You're Doing When You're Really Seeing "Magic Mike" from Ally Hord
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10 Things To Tell Your Boyfriend You're Doing When You're Really Seeing "Magic Mike" by Ok, ladies. We've all laughed at how ridiculous the trailer is for Magic Mike and yet, here we are on multiple email chains with our girlfriends picking a showtime that coordinates with everyone's ...
Views: 101,123   |   Rating: 63% Funny

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10 Answers from Louis CK's Q&A on Reddit

10 Answers from Louis CK's Q&A on Reddit from Look What I Found
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10 Answers from Louis CK's Q&A on Reddit by Louis CK further showed his appreciation for the internet community, participating in a Reddit AMA (that stands for Ask Me Anything, which I'm sure you all know because you're all very good at the ...
Views: 96,470   |   Rating: 93% Funny

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7 Things About Nic Cage (That Remind Us...

7 Things About Nic Cage (That Remind Us Why We Love Nic Cage) from A General Nonchalance
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7 Things About Nic Cage (That Remind Us Why We Love Nic Cage) by It's easy to hate on Nicolas Cage. The overacting, the insane faces, the naked men eating fudgesicles in his bedroom. But aren't those the same reasons we love him?
Views: 96,288   |   Rating: 84% Funny

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17 awesome rejected "Star Wars" product...

17 awesome rejected "Star Wars" products... from Mikepattonfan (Sean Warhurst)
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17 awesome rejected "Star Wars" products... by I know, I know, ANOTHER rant about the decline of the Star Wars franchise? Well, yes, but also accompanied by some gnarly rejected merchandising concepts. Images retrieved from http://www.geekologi...
Views: 81,607   |   Rating: 90% Funny

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8 Things to Hate About the Holidays

8 Things to Hate About the Holidays from Robby_Biegler
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8 Things to Hate About the Holidays by It’s the holidays, the best time of year…to complain about the holidays! So, without further ado, here are the things, beyond the Lexus December to Remember sales event; your friends’ Roone Aldredg...
Views: 75,802   |   Rating: 72% Funny

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6 Weird Things About "Muppet Babies"

6 Weird Things About "Muppet Babies" from Dashiell Driscoll
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6 Weird Things About "Muppet Babies" by Just show us the nanny's face already.
Views: 70,656   |   Rating: 78% Funny

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What Reese Witherspoon Taught Me About Sex

What Reese Witherspoon Taught Me About Sex from LaRosaKnows
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What Reese Witherspoon Taught Me About Sex by I learned everything I know about sex from the best and blondest.
Views: 68,672   |   Rating: 44% Funny

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5 Nickelodeon Characters Who Lost Their...

5 Nickelodeon Characters Who Lost Their Jobs in the 21st Century. from ChiliFlakesComedy and Alex Zeldin
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5 Nickelodeon Characters Who Lost Their Jobs in the 21st Century. by , While the 90s were a time of peace, prosperity, and progress for America, technological advances mixed with a slow economy ultimately sent these beloved characters to the unemployment office.
Views: 67,473   |   Rating: 73% Funny
 
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