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5 Kids Cartoons That Are Wildly Inappro...

5 Kids Cartoons That Are Wildly Inappropriate for Kids from Dashiell Driscoll
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5 Kids Cartoons That Are Wildly Inappropriate for Kids by Are these cartoons meant for kids? Absolutely. Should you let your child watch these cartoons? The title of this article would suggest that's not the best idea.
Views: 193,699   |   Rating: 78% Funny

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7 Types of People at EDC

7 Types of People at EDC from Dashiell Driscoll
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7 Types of People at EDC by Because people in Vegas needed another excuse to rage for 3 days straight.
Views: 63,814   |   Rating: 80% Funny

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7 Things About Nic Cage (That Remind Us...

7 Things About Nic Cage (That Remind Us Why We Love Nic Cage)  from A General Nonchalance
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7 Things About Nic Cage (That Remind Us Why We Love Nic Cage) by It's easy to hate on Nicolas Cage. The overacting, the insane faces, the naked men eating fudgesicles in his bedroom. But aren't those the same reasons we love him?
Views: 96,385   |   Rating: 84% Funny

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5 Terrifying Advertisement Mascots

5 Terrifying Advertisement Mascots  from Brennon Elzy
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5 Terrifying Advertisement Mascots by From cereal to tires to even insurance, many companies employ the use of mascots to keep their products in our minds. On the surface, these mascots are fun and family friendly. However, some are tr...
Views: 76   |   Rating: 83% Funny

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17 awesome rejected "Star Wars" product...

17 awesome rejected "Star Wars" products... from Mikepattonfan (Sean Warhurst)
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17 awesome rejected "Star Wars" products... by I know, I know, ANOTHER rant about the decline of the Star Wars franchise? Well, yes, but also accompanied by some gnarly rejected merchandising concepts. Images retrieved from http://www.geekologi...
Views: 83,202   |   Rating: 90% Funny

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10 Awesomely Bad Rap Album Covers

Top Ten Awesomely Bad Rap Album Covers from bfontaine
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10 Awesomely Bad Rap Album Covers by Some rap albums are just awful and some are just cliché with bling, hoes, cash, and cars. Many rap albums fall into both of those categories and are so extremely awful or cliché that they magically...
Views: 45,800   |   Rating: 86% Funny

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The 50 Types of People to Have Sex With...

The 50 Types of People to Have Sex With Before You Die from M. Patrick Heywood
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The 50 Types of People to Have Sex With Before You Die by A comprehensive list detailing the fifty different types of people you should have sex with before you're dead. Get ready for your Herculean journey.
Views: 8,716   |   Rating: 69% Funny

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10 Reasons Why She Doesn't Want Butt Sex

10 Reasons Why She Doesn't Want Butt Sex from LaRosaKnows
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10 Reasons Why She Doesn't Want Butt Sex by Men love putting their dicks into things. That being said, getting your pass to butt sex town is usually an uphill battle filled with pleading, bribes, and loss of dignity. But a lot of men have no...
Views: 118,447   |   Rating: 57% Funny

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One Million Other Things that One Milli...

One Million Other Things that One Million Moms Should Actually Worry About  from lauren
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One Million Other Things that One Million Moms Should Actually Worry About by Aren't there more important things for One Million Moms to focus their attention on than Ellen DeGeneres and JC Penney?
Views: 52,749   |   Rating: 85% Funny

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7 Song Lyrics Worse Than Rebecca Black'...

7 Song Lyrics Worse Than Rebecca Black's "Friday"  from You're Doing It Wrong
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7 Song Lyrics Worse Than Rebecca Black's "Friday" by The key difference between Rebecca Black and these artists is that she is a child and deserves a pass. Your move, Fergie.
Views: 485,210   |   Rating: 76% Funny

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5 Nickelodeon Characters Who Lost Their...

5 Nickelodeon Characters Who Lost Their Jobs in the 21st Century. from ChiliFlakesComedy and Alex Zeldin
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5 Nickelodeon Characters Who Lost Their Jobs in the 21st Century. by , While the 90s were a time of peace, prosperity, and progress for America, technological advances mixed with a slow economy ultimately sent these beloved characters to the unemployment office.
Views: 67,959   |   Rating: 73% Funny

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You Might be an Old Person

You Might be an Old Person  from Jake Stetar
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You Might be an Old Person by if!?
Views: 300   |   Rating: 80% Funny

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The Top 10 Signs Our Economy Sucks

The Top 10 Signs Our Economy Sucks from Mike Drosieko
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The Top 10 Signs Our Economy Sucks by If You Don't Read This...Dick Clark Will Come To Your House And Teach Your Kids Math
Views: 562   |   Rating: 75% Funny

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Empowerment

Empowerment from Christina Jeter
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Empowerment by Equality
Views: 54   |   Rating: 86% Funny

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8 Tips for Healthy Lips

8 Tips for Healthy Lips from Pjetey
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8 Tips for Healthy Lips by big news y’all, my lips are super healthy. three people in one fine ass day asked me what brand of lipstick i was wearing and i said, “it's called healthy by me" because damn my lips are livin' the...
Views: 69   |   Rating: 50% Funny

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6 Reasons "Streets of Rage 2" is The Be...

6 Reasons "Streets of Rage 2" is The Best Game of All Time from Dashiell Driscoll
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6 Reasons "Streets of Rage 2" is The Best Game of All Time by Did you ever play "Streets of Rage 2" for Sega Genesis? If the answer is yes, you are probably already well aware that it is the best game of all time. You should still read this list anyway to get...
Views: 34,898   |   Rating: 91% Funny

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The 7 Stages of Tim Burton and Johnny D...

The 7 Stages of Tim Burton and Johnny Depp’s Love from LaRosaKnows
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The 7 Stages of Tim Burton and Johnny Depp’s Love by If given the chance I would BITE Johnny Depp. A love bite. He's one of those rare men who makes it onto both men and women's laminated "Celebs I'm allowed to Bang" lists. But alas, he has and alway...
Views: 29,520   |   Rating: 58% Funny

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12 Annoying Ass Sports Personalities

12 Annoying Ass Sports Personalities from JD_McNuge
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12 Annoying Ass Sports Personalities by Watching sports on TV these days is like trying to get through a porno where the guy behind the camera talks way too much. Like, yeah I'm still gonna watch, but dude, can you shut the fuck up for l...
Views: 586   |   Rating: 85% Funny

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Hello, my name is Amber and I am NOT a ...

Hello, my name is Amber and I am NOT a stripper  from Amber Lee
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Hello, my name is Amber and I am NOT a stripper by The reasons for it have shifted and evolved over the years, but I've always hated my name. When I was in elementary school, I was disappointed that my name wasn't something more traditional for the...
Views: 4,475   |   Rating: 69% Funny