"Let go and cover your face you whore! I can't pedal with this massive erection."
Why did I spay tan my taint?
"If one hand is on my shoulder and the other hand on the mic, then whose hand is that between my legs?"
"Hey, Ange. Thelma Lou won't be able to make it tonight. She says she's come down with something called Jungle Fever."
The guy from Kenya has already showered.
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