I hope they're wearing condiments.
...because chestbumps are actually penis high fives.
"Let go and cover your face you whore! I can't pedal with this massive erection."
"If one hand is on my shoulder and the other hand on the mic, then whose hand is that between my legs?"
Why did I spay tan my taint?
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