Some of the best ball handlers in the league.

Random shower boners make you just as unpopular as an adult as they did in high school.

"Let's hope no one's dressed like a sea lion."

Sadly, Kermit owed his rainbow connection a ton of money.

I hope they're wearing condiments.

Mary's drinking problem is allayed by Jane's pouring problem.

Business Casual

He may be a doctor, but he has no clue how to prevent choking...

...because chestbumps are actually penis high fives.

Thankfully the NFL settled the lock out or this crap would have actually happened.

"Let go and cover your face you whore! I can't pedal with this massive erection."

I don't know why their dads just didn't help them put up a real hoop... oh, wait... uhhh, nevermind.

The guy from Kenya has already showered.

"If one hand is on my shoulder and the other hand on the mic, then whose hand is that between my legs?"

Why did I spay tan my taint?