Shallow Hal wants a gal... Shallow Hal wants a gal...
If I ate bananers I'd like em the way I like my women: Young, ripe and bruised.
Because the sidecar made them drive in circles
Honey...You feel like Italian or Korean...I brought both
I'm registered but not as a ski instructor
I bet winning this caption contest would really turn my life around. I mean I'm an hour into the new year and on on the computer instead of banging a swamp donkey.
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