In terms of sentence structure, proper punctuation is essential to conveying meaning: "I swallow honey!" is much different than "I swallow, honey!" ... though both versions may be correct, in this case.
Typical woman, driving with her eyes closed
See honey she doesn't need friends.
Pssst... If you give me the answer to question 4 I'll kill your family last.
Hollywood's really cut down on the budget.
One more picture before I sell you to Brad and Angeline.
Home Alone 5: This Shit Just Got Real!
The cat got bored of the laser pointer way before my sister did.
"I know you Kardashian's love the brothers but damn, i'm just a kid.Let me thru"
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