In terms of sentence structure, proper punctuation is essential to conveying meaning: "I swallow honey!" is much different than "I swallow, honey!" ... though both versions may be correct, in this case.
Typical woman, driving with her eyes closed
See honey she doesn't need friends.
Hollywood's really cut down on the budget.
Pssst... If you give me the answer to question 4 I'll kill your family last.
One more picture before I sell you to Brad and Angeline.
Home Alone 5: This Shit Just Got Real!
The cat got bored of the laser pointer way before my sister did.
Let's just hope the bears of age.
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