Shallow Hal wants a gal... Shallow Hal wants a gal...

Fuck sideburns.

If I ate bananers I'd like em the way I like my women: Young, ripe and bruised.

This is a good way to get "Athlete's Cock."

Wow! 1200 Whores Power!

This little piggy went to market,

This little piggy stayed at home,

And this little piggy went...

"Wee wee wee" all over her dome...

He still has on his tranny wheels.

Don we now our gay apparel.

and they wonder why some women have 20 cats

And this is after the surgery.

Apparently we don't know how to run a caption contest.

LPGA official, adjusts her position.

Comes complete with the 'thousand yard stare'.

After the 5th time the bride couldn't figure out why the guys in the back kept chanting "throw it again"

Ginger snaps.

Someone was fat in high-school.

In terms of sentence structure, proper punctuation is essential to conveying meaning: "I swallow honey!" is much different than "I swallow, honey!" ... though both versions may be correct, in this case.

bu-cookie

Before he could get to the breeding, he needed some help from his "fluffer"

Mom, Rusty got into the Mountain Dew again!