All Fails Caption Contests - Most Viewed All Time

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Getting it on for the kids.

Getting it on for the kids. : a Caption Contest by Jake Stetar
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Getting it on for the kids. The octomom and wicked the porn company has just released The pics and the movie can be seen online. You know its more sad than funny to me, but A its like good old Jack Burton always said. "O WHAT THE HELL!"
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Caption Contest for May 3, 2011

Caption Contest for May 3, 2011: a Caption Contest by lukeey69
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Caption Contest for May 3, 2011 Winning Caption

You won't believe what they are filling the Cialis car with.

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Wrong Hole

Wrong Hole : a Caption Contest by Jake Stetar
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Wrong Hole HOLD UP!
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Caption Contest for August 15, 2011

Caption Contest for August 15, 2011: a Caption Contest by Funny or Die Caption Contest
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Caption Contest for August 15, 2011 Winning Caption

Freebird? Where? Where is it?!?!?!

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nice tattoo

nice tattoo: a Caption Contest by babytazz6100 and Funny or Die Caption Contest
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nice tattoo Winning Caption

...and a Diet Coke.

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Caption Contest for November 20, 2011

Caption Contest for November 20, 2011: a Caption Contest by Funny or Die Caption Contest
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Caption Contest for November 20, 2011 Winning Caption

Precious 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Caption Contest for November 21, 2011

Caption Contest for November 21, 2011: a Caption Contest by Funny or Die Caption Contest
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Caption Contest for November 21, 2011 Winning Caption

Pretty sure those dispense the ranch for the wings.

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2 Girls 1 Cupcake

2 Girls 1 Cupcake: a Caption Contest by VomitFlop
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2 Girls 1 Cupcake Winning Caption

3 people preparing to muff-dive

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Caption Contest for August 18, 2011

Caption Contest for August 18, 2011: a Caption Contest by Funny or Die Caption Contest
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Caption Contest for August 18, 2011 Winning Caption

"You don't understand, Officer. That wet cement came out of NOWHERE!"

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Retired from CNN, Larry King is fumblin...

Retired from CNN, Larry King is fumbling with coins at a VISA parking meter on Rodeo Dr: a Caption Contest by KorlingDave
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Retired from CNN, Larry King is fumbling with coins at a VISA parking meter on Rodeo Dr Winning Caption

At this point Larry figured he might as well just propose to a machine that automatically takes his money.

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Caption Contest for November 22, 2011

Caption Contest for November 22, 2011: a Caption Contest by Funny or Die Caption Contest
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Caption Contest for November 22, 2011 Winning Caption

Everything is looking up - except for sales

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Halloween photobomber!

Halloween photobomber!: a Caption Contest by Steviebutton
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Halloween photobomber! Best photobomb! Sneaky!
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Hooker Up.

Hooker Up.: a Caption Contest by Jake Stetar
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Hooker Up. Party time!
2 Captions

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Caption Contest for December 3, 2011

Caption Contest for December 3, 2011: a Caption Contest by Funny or Die Caption Contest
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Caption Contest for December 3, 2011 Winning Caption

"Hey, that's our hearse!"

"Sorry guys, but you're not customers of The Clerk's House. Try reading the sign."

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Dang i broke it allready.

Dang i broke it allready.: a Caption Contest by Jake Stetar
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Dang i broke it allready. at least it's better than USSR. (its wasn't the one i sent for but i made do.)
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A Parking Space for VERY Special Needs

A Parking Space for VERY Special Needs: a Caption Contest by jasonbeckett
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A Parking Space for VERY Special Needs Winning Caption

Gas,Grass or Ass no one Rides for Free!

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Guns n' Grenades trump Logic n' Problem...

Guns n' Grenades trump Logic n' Problem Solving: a Caption Contest by Nick Lavallee
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Guns n' Grenades trump Logic n' Problem Solving Legit vending machine that demonstrates children prefer weapons to critical thinking.
143 Captions

Caption Contest
sexy drunk girl

sexy drunk girl: a Caption Contest by alwaysunnynj
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sexy drunk girl This girl didnt drink enough
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Caption Contest
Hey Hey Hey

Hey Hey Hey : a Caption Contest by Jake Stetar
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Hey Hey Hey Dazzy Dukes are back Sweetness.
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European Snuggie

European Snuggie : a Caption Contest by Aleksey
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European Snuggie not much to say here. I honestly don't know what these people were thinking about.
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