You won't believe what they are filling the Cialis car with.
Freebird? Where? Where is it?!?!?!
...and a Diet Coke.
Precious 2: Electric Boogaloo
Pretty sure those dispense the ranch for the wings.
3 people preparing to muff-dive
"You don't understand, Officer. That wet cement came out of NOWHERE!"
At this point Larry figured he might as well just propose to a machine that automatically takes his money.
Everything is looking up - except for sales
"Hey, that's our hearse!""Sorry guys, but you're not customers of The Clerk's House. Try reading the sign."
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