Bekaa: Homagoddd Bella, I just gave birth. Bella: Quick lets give it a makeover.
you misspelled dignity.
I bet winning this caption contest would really turn my life around. I mean I'm an hour into the new year and on on the computer instead of banging a swamp donkey.
my movie will be about a comedian who wants to be a rapper but can't because people didn't believe he could do it. so he focus on the stuff people didn't believe he could do and got signed to a major label and still the funniest comedian at the comedy club
Crack is Whack! I am too rich to be smoking crack! Now I will suck a you dry for herion.
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