Shallow Hal wants a gal... Shallow Hal wants a gal...
I bet winning this caption contest would really turn my life around. I mean I'm an hour into the new year and on on the computer instead of banging a swamp donkey.
you misspelled dignity.
And this is after the surgery.
You won't believe what they are filling the Cialis car with.
LAWYER DOWN! LAWYER DOWN!
Captain America meets Captain Morgan
Jack Black in his Tenacious years
...and a Diet Coke.
Dear Billy, Good to see that College Fund we saved up for your whole life is paying off. So glad you upload all your pictures to facebook so we can see the progress. Love, Mom
The bitch don't swallow!
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