You should feel honored pumpkin head - normally I dont give 2 shits.
This is what happens when poker playing dogs can't cover their gambling debts.
Sometimes one does go back after trying black.
Felionel Richie belting out his hit "Hello"
Gotham is MY City...they also Gotbacon , Gotbutter ,Gotdonuts and Icecream.
I hope they're wearing condiments.
Grand Theft Auto-Tune
"Hey, that's our hearse!""Sorry guys, but you're not customers of The Clerk's House. Try reading the sign."
These legs are made for Walken.
I knew he was dumb when he sold his car for gas money, but now he pulls this shit?
A stretch of his imagination.
Last chance, what happened to the parakeet?
Rover was feeling a little horse.
When you Asked if "You could Suck my Pussy" I pictured it a little differently.
The guy from Kenya has already showered.
All Danny Devito wanted was a nice quiet dinner alone.
She's doing 7-11 years.
Tommy froze as the revolving door gave him a rotisserie flashback
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