"Hold still for a second ...yeah, they definitely cut your nuts off."
Before he could get to the breeding, he needed some help from his "fluffer"
"Doug, stop. You never win these caption contests."
Honey...You feel like Italian or Korean...I brought both
Well this is a surprise. Usually I'm the one that has to beg for pussy.
A rare glimpse inside FOD Headquarters.
How much is that doggy in my kitty?
Freebird? Where? Where is it?!?!?!
I smell Bullshit.
I can't post a funny caption right now, my hands are full.
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