I can't post a funny caption right now, my hands are full.
These legs are made for Walken.
Hold On!! It's not what You Think...I'm Smothering the CAT
This little piggy went to market,This little piggy stayed at home,And this little piggy went... "Wee wee wee" all over her dome...
(Women): Kitty!(Men): Titty!
I bet winning this caption contest would really turn my life around. I mean I'm an hour into the new year and on on the computer instead of banging a swamp donkey.
Shallow Hal wants a gal... Shallow Hal wants a gal...
Apparently we don't know how to run a caption contest.
At this point, it's technically necrophilia.
At least when she's older her feet will always be warm.
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