I can't post a funny caption right now, my hands are full.
Darth: "Come to the... uh... well you know"Barack: "The what!?"Darth "you know... the uh... side I am on..."Barack: "you racist mother fu*#er"
They finally released the Osama Bin Laden photo and it proves one thing, Navy Seals are hot!
Shallow Hal wants a gal... Shallow Hal wants a gal...
Once termites got to the wardrobe, the Kids had to use the far less popular entrance to Narnia.
Throw in a hand full of white marbles and we have us a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos!
This isn't what I had in mind when I heard she was going to blow Earl Grey.
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Ever since she heard Michael Phelps won by a fingertip, Ming was obsessed.
I've masturbated to less.
And just like at an amusement park, the ride lasts 45 seconds.
Hello, yes I would like to book a roo...ooo...oo. Nevermind I won't be needing a room tonight.
Fuck you, Ethiopia.
So a lonely college girls nipple violates terms and conditions on facebook, but this shit is cool?!?
You know, like that dog Rowlf from the Muppets? F@#$ Yeah, that's the look I want, cut my hair like that.
So tell me more about this box you shit in, I'm thinking of kicking the whole diaper thing to the curb...
This is the exact reason why Best Western no longer offers free continental breakfast.
Little did Josh know that the billboard constituted a binding contract.
First call on a Virgin Mobile.
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