I can't post a funny caption right now, my hands are full.

These legs are made for Walken.

Hold On!! It's not what You Think...I'm Smothering the CAT

(Women): Kitty!

(Men): Titty!

So a lonely college girls nipple violates terms and conditions on facebook, but this shit is cool?!?

Titties!

you misspelled dignity.

It's a Poogeot.

I had to kill three asian people and their children to get this. fuck off!

What! All our porridge has been eaten and a little white girl is sleeping in your bed? Let's go kill the bitch!

How did my thong end up on your back?

Ma'am, the sign clearly says "No Kardashians Allowed."

"If one hand is on my shoulder and the other hand on the mic, then whose hand is that between my legs?"

My kind of girl, now I don't have to Hand Solo.

This is nothing, you should've seen the black cups.