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14 Tips for Staying Fit at the Office
Most of us sit in front of a desk all day, typing away at a computer, which is partly to blame for our obesity crisis. But just because you're sedentary all day,...
by Brian Boone
An Admittedly Incomplete Guide To Arrested Development
Arrested Development hits Netflix on May 26th with an all-new season and, hopefully, a lot of the same great running gags we've come to know and love. Been a whi...
by Jason Flowers
Dealing With Bed Bugs In 19 Easy Steps
An easy, step by step rundown on how to deal with a bed bug problem.
by John Zachary Townsend
Let's Make all the Anthony Weiner Puns Now and Just Get Them Out of the Way
Former disgraced Congressman/walking NY Post dream Anthony Weiner has announced that he will run for mayor of New York. This is fantastic news if you've been wai...
by Funny Or Die
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Article Kate Upton Sex Tape Sends Man to a Hosp...
Kate Upton Sex Tape Sends Man to a Hospital
by The Leek
The day we’ve all hoped for is finally here: A Kate Upton sex tape has leaked on the internet...
Views: 2,649,586
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Rating: 55% Funny
Article Cover Letter Advice From a Psychopath
Cover Letter Advice From a Psychopath
by John Zachary Townsend
Cover letters are a crucial step towards getting a job. Here to offer some tips and advice is Robert Little, a murderer.
Views: 14,664
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Rating: 69% Funny
Article Kate Upton's Boobs
Article Kate Upton Bears All For Homeless!
Kate Upton Bears All For Homeless!
by The Leek
Hobos down at the freight yard thought they'd had too much Thunderbird last night after finding a naked Kate Upton gyrating next to a burning tire.
Views: 36,203
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article Meanwhile in Europe...
Meanwhile in Europe...
by Mr. Superman
Europe is a great place....
Views: 20,654
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Rating: 57% Funny
Article How women mess up men ......
Article Regarding Your Town’s Recent Name Change
Regarding Your Town’s Recent Name Change
by Joe Veix
What happens when town sells its name for free satellite TV service.
Views: 4,803
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Rating: 47% Funny
Article Bieber and Gomez Sex Tape Leaked
Bieber and Gomez Sex Tape Leaked
by The Leek
Disney announced plans to release a Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez sex tape worldwide.
Views: 122,314
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article NSFW: The Many Talents of Kate Upton's ...
NSFW: The Many Talents of Kate Upton's Boobs
by The Leek
Oh the many hidden talents of Kate Upton's boobs
Views: 98,429
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Rating: 63% Funny
Article Sex With Animals -- Is It Wrong?
Sex With Animals -- Is It Wrong?
by brilliantorstupid
Consenting adults, of any species, should be free to do as they wish...shouldn't they?
Views: 53,570
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Rating: 58% Funny
Article 6 Reasons NOT To Have Sex With Your Robot
6 Reasons NOT To Have Sex With Your Robot
by Dan Abramson
NOTE: This was written in the year 2162
Views: 43,039
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Rating: 32% Funny
Article Top 10 Sex Tapes I Would Pay To See...
Top 10 Sex Tapes I Would Pay To See...
by The Leek
Here's a lsit of 10 sex tapes we would pay to see...
Views: 31,930
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Rating: 56% Funny
Article What in the Hell Does Swag Mean?
What in the Hell Does Swag Mean?
by Mpiddy
I investigate the meaning of swag and why it is ruining America
Views: 50,459
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Rating: 79% Funny
Article Human Barbie Sex Tape Released
Human Barbie Sex Tape Released
by The Leek
Real life Barbie, Valeria Lukyanova, linked up with equally artificial-looking human, Justin Jedlica (the real life Ken), to make the strangest sex tape of all time!
Views: 26,597
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Rating: 62% Funny
Article Hulk Hogan Mistaken for Daughter Brooke...
Hulk Hogan Mistaken for Daughter Brooke in Sex Tape
by The Leek
Singer Brook Hogan has confirmed that she was mistaken for her father, Hulk Hogan, in a sex tape Gawker released today.
Views: 44,581
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Rating: 71% Funny
Article Alison Brie Sex Tape Features Demon Fetus
Alison Brie Sex Tape Features Demon Fetus
by ClassyBro
Alison does a sex tape that makes us consider being straight...
Views: 2,798
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Rating: 91% Funny
Article How Massage Can Save Your Sex Life
How Massage Can Save Your Sex Life
by KingChristopherShow
Massage is the best way to save your sex life. It's simple, natural and it works.
Views: 15,573
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Rating: 55% Funny
Article Why Internet Commenters Will Eventually...
Why Internet Commenters Will Eventually End The World
by justinHalpern
My father brings up an alarming issue with internet commenters that goes beyond them calling everything "gay and fake."
Views: 671,713
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Rating: Immortal



















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