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Dealing With Bed Bugs In 19 Easy Steps
An easy, step by step rundown on how to deal with a bed bug problem.
by John Zachary Townsend
Let's Make all the Anthony Weiner Puns Now and Just Get Them Out of the Way
Former disgraced Congressman/walking NY Post dream Anthony Weiner has announced that he will run for mayor of New York. This is fantastic news if you've been wai...
by Funny Or Die
8 Reasons Why Justin Bieber Is A True Artist
After being booed during a recent acceptance speech at the Billboard Music Awards, Justin Bieber defensively claimed “I’m an artist and I should be taken serious...
by Pat O'Brien
Everyone Who Showed Up for Stefon's Wedding
The wedding of Stefon and Anderson Cooper, on the season finale of Saturday Night Live, was truly a must-see-TV event. Here's a look at the guest list, which wa...
by TheMagicHour
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Article Kate Upton Sex Tape Sends Man to a Hosp...
Kate Upton Sex Tape Sends Man to a Hospital
by The Leek
The day we’ve all hoped for is finally here: A Kate Upton sex tape has leaked on the internet...
Views: 2,596,200
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Rating: 55% Funny
Article Why Internet Commenters Will Eventually...
Why Internet Commenters Will Eventually End The World
by justinHalpern
My father brings up an alarming issue with internet commenters that goes beyond them calling everything "gay and fake."
Views: 671,557
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Rating: Immortal
Article The Greatest Picture Ever Taken
The Greatest Picture Ever Taken
by Dan Abramson
Michael Jordan, Kid n Play, Will Smith, Jazz...in one picture. How did this happen? Let's investigate.
Views: 235,739
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Rating: 78% Funny
Article Kate Upton's Boobs
Article Bieber and Gomez Sex Tape Leaked
Bieber and Gomez Sex Tape Leaked
by The Leek
Disney announced plans to release a Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez sex tape worldwide.
Views: 121,991
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article The Ruling on Obamacare Explained (By S...
The Ruling on Obamacare Explained (By Someone Who Doesn't Understand Obamacare)
by Dan Abramson
Let's break this down. Full disclosure: I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Views: 117,888
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Rating: 64% Funny
Article 20 Things I Might Do To Ruin My High Sc...
20 Things I Might Do To Ruin My High School Reunion
by Chris Kelly
My 10 year high school reunion promises to be a show made entirely out of shit, and I want to bring my own drama, so here are some things I might do to ruin the night for myself and/or others.
Views: 109,389
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Rating: 72% Funny
Article NSFW: The Many Talents of Kate Upton's ...
NSFW: The Many Talents of Kate Upton's Boobs
by The Leek
Oh the many hidden talents of Kate Upton's boobs
Views: 98,132
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Rating: 63% Funny
Article Dreamers
Dreamers
by Jim Brenneman
With the Space Shuttle program drawing to an end I thought back to a time when those of us in our forties and older didn't have very much more than our dreams to get us by. I hate to sound like an ...
Views: 92,084
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Rating: 75% Funny
Article 11 Suggestions to Improve Facebook
11 Suggestions to Improve Facebook
by Dan Abramson
Dear Mark Zuckerberg, Get to work. Thanks, Everyone.
Views: 71,578
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Rating: 71% Funny
Article GROOMING IN THE KEYS
Article The 17 People at Every 4th of July Barb...
The 17 People at Every 4th of July Barbecue
by Dan Abramson
Everybody got their America hats on? Great. Now let's avoid these people at all the barbecues we go to.
Views: 65,743
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Rating: 80% Funny
Article Sex With Animals -- Is It Wrong?
Sex With Animals -- Is It Wrong?
by brilliantorstupid
Consenting adults, of any species, should be free to do as they wish...shouldn't they?
Views: 53,421
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Rating: 58% Funny
Article What in the Hell Does Swag Mean?
What in the Hell Does Swag Mean?
by Mpiddy
I investigate the meaning of swag and why it is ruining America
Views: 50,338
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Rating: 79% Funny
Article Meme Dump and Hot Girls
Meme Dump and Hot Girls
by The Leek
Dumping Memes in your lap every week.
Views: 49,592
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Rating: 89% Funny
Article Hulk Hogan Mistaken for Daughter Brooke...
Hulk Hogan Mistaken for Daughter Brooke in Sex Tape
by The Leek
Singer Brook Hogan has confirmed that she was mistaken for her father, Hulk Hogan, in a sex tape Gawker released today.
Views: 44,357
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Rating: 71% Funny





















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