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Let's Make all the Anthony Weiner Puns Now and Just Get Them Out of the Way Former disgraced Congressman/walking NY Post dream Anthony Weiner has announced that he will run for mayor of New York. This is fantastic news if you've been wai... by Funny Or Die
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10 Everyday Things That Make Me Miss ‘Breaking Bad’ by The Leek ‘Breaking Bad’ simply cannot return fast enough.
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This I Hold To Be Self Evident... Your Music Sucks! by GoCartMozart If you like your music loud and your windows rolled down, then i have the right to judge you as a person based solely on that information.
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This I Hold To Be Self Evident... You Put That Bumper Sticker There Because You Want Me To Read It by GoCartMozart Bumper stickers are a window into someone's soul... and a sure sign that whoever put them there is an overly-opinionated cunt.
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This I Hold To Be Self Evident... The City Of Detroit Is An Asshole by GoCartMozart In the neighborhood that is the United States... Detroit is the house with no Christmas lights and a "No Fear" sticker on the mailbox
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This I Hold To Be Self Evident... The Only Thing Lance Armstrong Should Be Punished For Is Making Me Care About Cycling by GoCartMozart Goddamn it, I kinda care...
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This I Hold To Be Self Evident... "Teen Paranormal Fiction" is The New "Teen Mystery-Solving Fiction" by GoCartMozart Well, Frank and Joe... we had a good run, didn't we?
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7 Reasons Why Moving To Tijuana Might Not Be The Best Idea by The Leek Sure Tijuana is a beautiful place, but, well so is Antartica.
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5 GIFS That Prove Arrested Development Is The Greatest by The Leek The misadventures of the Bluth family make my life complete.
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16 Causes of death in which the level-headed best friend is NOT allowed to speak at the deceased friend’s funeral by Amanda Flanagan No one knows you better than your best friend. No one has done more crazy and impulsive and impulsively crazy things with you than your best friend. No one knows the embarrassingly intimate details...
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