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Dealing With Bed Bugs In 19 Easy Steps
An easy, step by step rundown on how to deal with a bed bug problem.
by John Zachary Townsend
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Let's Make all the Anthony Weiner Puns Now and Just Get Them Out of the Way
Former disgraced Congressman/walking NY Post dream Anthony Weiner has announced that he will run for mayor of New York. This is fantastic news if you've been wai...
by Funny Or Die
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8 Reasons Why Justin Bieber Is A True Artist
After being booed during a recent acceptance speech at the Billboard Music Awards, Justin Bieber defensively claimed “I’m an artist and I should be taken serious...
by Pat O'Brien
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Everyone Who Showed Up for Stefon's Wedding
The wedding of Stefon and Anderson Cooper, on the season finale of Saturday Night Live, was truly a must-see-TV event. Here's a look at the guest list, which wa...
by TheMagicHour
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Article 10 Everyday Things That Make Me Miss ‘B...
Added 10 Everyday Things That Make Me Miss ‘Breaking Bad’
by The Leek
‘Breaking Bad’ simply cannot return fast enough.
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article This I Hold To Be Self Evident... Your ...
Added This I Hold To Be Self Evident... Your Music Sucks!
by GoCartMozart
If you like your music loud and your windows rolled down, then i have the right to judge you as a person based solely on that information.
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article This I Hold To Be Self Evident... You P...
Added This I Hold To Be Self Evident... You Put That Bumper Sticker There Because You Want Me To Read It
by GoCartMozart
Bumper stickers are a window into someone's soul... and a sure sign that whoever put them there is an overly-opinionated cunt.
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article This I Hold To Be Self Evident... The C...
Added This I Hold To Be Self Evident... The City Of Detroit Is An Asshole
by GoCartMozart
In the neighborhood that is the United States... Detroit is the house with no Christmas lights and a "No Fear" sticker on the mailbox
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article This I Hold To Be Self Evident... The O...
Added This I Hold To Be Self Evident... The Only Thing Lance Armstrong Should Be Punished For Is Making Me Care About Cycling
by GoCartMozart
Goddamn it, I kinda care...
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article This I Hold To Be Self Evident... "Teen...
Added This I Hold To Be Self Evident... "Teen Paranormal Fiction" is The New "Teen Mystery-Solving Fiction"
by GoCartMozart
Well, Frank and Joe... we had a good run, didn't we?
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article 7 Reasons Why Moving To Tijuana Might N...
Added 7 Reasons Why Moving To Tijuana Might Not Be The Best Idea
by The Leek
Sure Tijuana is a beautiful place, but, well so is Antartica.
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Rating: 67% Funny
Article The Cost Of Crack
Added The Cost Of Crack
by KingChristopherShow
A man in the news recently is condemned for getting a hooker while on his honeymoon.
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article A call to Fat Arms
Added A call to Fat Arms
by evilguy
Upset with Abercrombie and Fitch CEO then read on
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article 5 GIFS That Prove Arrested Development ...
Added 5 GIFS That Prove Arrested Development Is The Greatest
by The Leek
The misadventures of the Bluth family make my life complete.
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article 3 Awesome Must Have Sneakers, Bro.
Added 3 Awesome Must Have Sneakers, Bro.
by The Leek
Still rocking those murky New Balances? Sorry, bro. That’s not gonna cut it.
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article How To Survive a Hangover at Work
Added How To Survive a Hangover at Work
by The Leek
It’s shocking how most people don’t know how to survive it. How many times have you seen a poor, nauseated coworker clumsily flop down in their cubicle 20 minutes late reeking like a frat boy’s mor...
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article Behind The Scene
Added Behind The Scene
by Christina Jeter
Synopsis- 3 friends who work in the entertainment industry and the chaos that comes with it.
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Rating: 50% Funny
Article 16 Causes of death in which the level-h...
Added 16 Causes of death in which the level-headed best friend is NOT allowed to speak at the deceased friend’s funeral
by Amanda Flanagan
No one knows you better than your best friend. No one has done more crazy and impulsive and impulsively crazy things with you than your best friend. No one knows the embarrassingly intimate details...
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article The Girl that Stole Fourthmeal
Added The Girl that Stole Fourthmeal
by pyramidofdude
This girl chose food and beer over sex
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Regarding Your Town’s Recent Name Change
Added Regarding Your Town’s Recent Name Change
by Joe Veix
What happens when town sells its name for free satellite TV service.
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Rating: 47% Funny
Article Travellers... Not the gypsy types
Added Travellers... Not the gypsy types
by wrong_hat
A rant about friends that go travelling and think your life is so rubbish you want to hear all about it... constantly
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article An Anonymous help letter to fellow empl...
Added An Anonymous help letter to fellow employee
by evilguy
We all work with someone who affects our day negatively. If we were monkeys you and I would fling feces at them and wave our genitalia at them in a shaming sexual organ display. I hate him at an at...
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Cover Letter Advice From a Psychopath
Added Cover Letter Advice From a Psychopath
by John Zachary Townsend
Cover letters are a crucial step towards getting a job. Here to offer some tips and advice is Robert Little, a murderer.
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Rating: 69% Funny
Article Where Do Women Get Porn?
Added Where Do Women Get Porn?
by KingChristopherShow
Top ways women get their porn.
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Rating: 50% Funny
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