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Dealing With Bed Bugs In 19 Easy Steps
An easy, step by step rundown on how to deal with a bed bug problem.
by John Zachary Townsend
Let's Make all the Anthony Weiner Puns Now and Just Get Them Out of the Way
Former disgraced Congressman/walking NY Post dream Anthony Weiner has announced that he will run for mayor of New York. This is fantastic news if you've been wai...
by Funny Or Die
8 Reasons Why Justin Bieber Is A True Artist
After being booed during a recent acceptance speech at the Billboard Music Awards, Justin Bieber defensively claimed “I’m an artist and I should be taken serious...
by Pat O'Brien
Everyone Who Showed Up for Stefon's Wedding
The wedding of Stefon and Anderson Cooper, on the season finale of Saturday Night Live, was truly a must-see-TV event. Here's a look at the guest list, which wa...
by TheMagicHour
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Article Cover Letter Advice From a Psychopath
Cover Letter Advice From a Psychopath
by John Zachary Townsend
Cover letters are a crucial step towards getting a job. Here to offer some tips and advice is Robert Little, a murderer.
Views: 14,497
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Rating: 69% Funny
Article Kate Upton's Boobs
Article Sex With Animals -- Is It Wrong?
Sex With Animals -- Is It Wrong?
by brilliantorstupid
Consenting adults, of any species, should be free to do as they wish...shouldn't they?
Views: 53,373
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Rating: 58% Funny
Article Kate Upton Sex Tape Sends Man to a Hosp...
Kate Upton Sex Tape Sends Man to a Hospital
by The Leek
The day we’ve all hoped for is finally here: A Kate Upton sex tape has leaked on the internet...
Views: 2,580,883
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Rating: 55% Funny
Article Meanwhile in Europe...
Meanwhile in Europe...
by Mr. Superman
Europe is a great place....
Views: 20,055
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Rating: 57% Funny
Article Regarding Your Town’s Recent Name Change
Regarding Your Town’s Recent Name Change
by Joe Veix
What happens when town sells its name for free satellite TV service.
Views: 4,758
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Rating: 47% Funny










































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