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The Video Game Character's Food Pyramid
The main characters in classic video games had very strange diets.
by Pat O'Brien
Template for Any Best Man Speech
Wedding season is upon us. And if you're a best man at a wedding, look no further. We've got you covered.
by Dan Abramson
Links! Your Mom's Best Quotes, Colbert's New Book Club and More
Your Mom clicked these links last night. Oooooooh.
by FOD Link Dump
The Punniest ‘Great Gatsby’ Reviews
Critics are really reaching with some of these 'Great Gatsby' puns.
by Pat O'Brien
Funny or Die - All Rants Articles - Highest Rated All Time
Article Subject: Supermarket Sex Scam!!
Subject: Supermarket Sex Scam!!
by Rob Gotobed
Please BE WARNED!!
Views: 16,613
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article Gotobed & Knight Brokers Inc. Sharehold...
Gotobed & Knight Brokers Inc. Shareholders Annual Report 2010.
by Rob Gotobed
Gotobed & Knight Brokers Inc. present their Hedge Fund Annual Report 2010 to their Shareholders.
Views: 1,258
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Rating: 100% Funny
Article The Dieters Guide To Weight Loss During...
The Dieters Guide To Weight Loss During Sex!!
by Rob Gotobed
A guide to the amount of calories burned up during various sexual activities!!
Views: 2,030
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Rating: 99% Funny
Article The History of Rob Gotobed (Abridged).
The History of Rob Gotobed (Abridged).
by Rob Gotobed
The true story of how Rob Gotobed managed to avoid finding a real job.
Views: 1,800
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Rating: 99% Funny
Article EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
by Rob Gotobed
This is a true story, and how do I know? Because soldier, I was that serpent!!
Views: 1,671
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Rating: 99% Funny
Article CBS Going Overboard With Kevin Ware Injury
CBS Going Overboard With Kevin Ware Injury
by G.Peter
Why do bad things happen to okay basketball players?
Views: 906
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Rating: 99% Funny
Article Do all dogs really go to Heaven? Ask yo...
Do all dogs really go to Heaven? Ask your Church.
by Mikepattonfan (Sean Warhurst)
Two churches have at each other over one of the oldest theological questions posed by an animated film...
Views: 39,987
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Rating: 97% Funny
Article Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Confirms She Lo...
Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Confirms She Loves Making Mistakes!
by WoodgrainRobot
Farrah Abraham (MTV Teen Mom) is the latest piece of shit to be produced via the "Music" Television Network. Young girls should NOT look up to skanks like this... shit needs to STOP
Views: 1,340
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Rating: 97% Funny
Article Jon Stewart's Epic Tribute to Pizza
Jon Stewart's Epic Tribute to Pizza
by TheMagicHour
This transcends all party affiliations. This is pizza.
Views: 25,109
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Rating: 96% Funny
Article Why Internet Commenters Will Eventually...
Why Internet Commenters Will Eventually End The World
by justinHalpern
My father brings up an alarming issue with internet commenters that goes beyond them calling everything "gay and fake."
Views: 671,313
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Rating: Immortal
Article My Letter to Time Warner Cable
My Letter to Time Warner Cable
by Eugene Mirman
I took out a few full page ads in two NY weekly papers with a letter making fun of Time Warner Cable.
Views: 24,330
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Rating: 94% Funny
Article Jon Stewart Defends Common, Raps, and R...
Jon Stewart Defends Common, Raps, and Rips Fox News Like Only He Can
by TheMagicHour
And seems like an all around good guy.
Views: 12,449
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Rating: 94% Funny
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Article Analyzing Train's Ridiculous New Song '...
Analyzing Train's Ridiculous New Song 'You Can Finally Meet My Mom'
by Dru Johnston
After Drops of Jupiter, Meet Virginia, and Hey, Soul Sister you would think Train was out of horrible lyrics. That is until you hear their new song 'You Can Finally Meet My Mom.'
Views: 16,378
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Rating: 91% Funny
Article Jon Stewart: Mitt Romney is the Luckies...
Jon Stewart: Mitt Romney is the Luckiest Motherfudger on Earth
by TheMagicHour
No argument here.
Views: 6,109
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Rating: 90% Funny
Article Inbreeding Dwarfs may hold key to cure ...
Inbreeding Dwarfs may hold key to cure for Cancer
by Mikepattonfan (Sean Warhurst)
Ecuadorian Dwarf's may inadvertently hold the key to a cancer cure...
Views: 4,533
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Rating: 90% Funny
Article Meme Dump and Hot Girls
Meme Dump and Hot Girls
by The Leek
Dumping Memes in your lap every week.
Views: 49,537
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Rating: 89% Funny
Article The Tao of @JoseCanseco
The Tao of @JoseCanseco
by PaulyPeligroso
When you think of Jose Canseco you think of words like "steroids" and "snitch." What if I told you that the man is one of life's greatest philosophers? Follow me inside of the mind of a man that re...
Views: 19,173
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Rating: 89% Funny
























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