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Subject: Supermarket Sex Scam!!

Subject: Supermarket Sex Scam!!  from Rob Gotobed
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Subject: Supermarket Sex Scam!! by Please BE WARNED!!
Views: 16,613   |   Rating: 100% Funny

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Gotobed & Knight Brokers Inc. Sharehold...

Gotobed & Knight Brokers Inc. Shareholders Annual Report 2010. from Rob Gotobed
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Gotobed & Knight Brokers Inc. Shareholders Annual Report 2010. by Gotobed & Knight Brokers Inc. present their Hedge Fund Annual Report 2010 to their Shareholders.
Views: 1,258   |   Rating: 100% Funny

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The Dieters Guide To Weight Loss During...

The Dieters Guide To Weight Loss During Sex!! from Rob Gotobed
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The Dieters Guide To Weight Loss During Sex!! by A guide to the amount of calories burned up during various sexual activities!!
Views: 2,030   |   Rating: 99% Funny

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The History of Rob Gotobed (Abridged).

The History of Rob Gotobed (Abridged). from Rob Gotobed
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The History of Rob Gotobed (Abridged). by The true story of how Rob Gotobed managed to avoid finding a real job.
Views: 1,800   |   Rating: 99% Funny

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EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY  from Rob Gotobed
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EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY by This is a true story, and how do I know? Because soldier, I was that serpent!!
Views: 1,671   |   Rating: 99% Funny

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CBS Going Overboard With Kevin Ware Injury

CBS Going Overboard With Kevin Ware Injury from G.Peter
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CBS Going Overboard With Kevin Ware Injury by Why do bad things happen to okay basketball players?
Views: 906   |   Rating: 99% Funny

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Do all dogs really go to Heaven? Ask yo...

Do all dogs really go to Heaven? Ask your Church. from Mikepattonfan (Sean Warhurst)
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Do all dogs really go to Heaven? Ask your Church. by Two churches have at each other over one of the oldest theological questions posed by an animated film...
Views: 39,987   |   Rating: 97% Funny

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Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Confirms She Lo...

Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Confirms She Loves Making Mistakes! from WoodgrainRobot
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Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Confirms She Loves Making Mistakes! by Farrah Abraham (MTV Teen Mom) is the latest piece of shit to be produced via the "Music" Television Network. Young girls should NOT look up to skanks like this... shit needs to STOP
Views: 1,340   |   Rating: 97% Funny

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Jon Stewart's Epic Tribute to Pizza

Jon Stewart's Epic Tribute to Pizza  from TheMagicHour
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Jon Stewart's Epic Tribute to Pizza by This transcends all party affiliations. This is pizza.
Views: 25,109   |   Rating: 96% Funny

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Why Internet Commenters Will Eventually...

Why Internet Commenters Will Eventually End The World from justinHalpern
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Why Internet Commenters Will Eventually End The World by My father brings up an alarming issue with internet commenters that goes beyond them calling everything "gay and fake."
Views: 671,313   |   Rating: Immortal

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My Letter to Time Warner Cable

My Letter to Time Warner Cable from Eugene Mirman
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My Letter to Time Warner Cable by I took out a few full page ads in two NY weekly papers with a letter making fun of Time Warner Cable.
Views: 24,330   |   Rating: 94% Funny

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Jon Stewart Defends Common, Raps, and R...

Jon Stewart Defends Common, Raps, and Rips Fox News Like Only He Can from TheMagicHour
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Jon Stewart Defends Common, Raps, and Rips Fox News Like Only He Can by And seems like an all around good guy.
Views: 12,449   |   Rating: 94% Funny

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How women mess up men ......

How women mess up men ...... from Uncle Rick
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How women mess up men ...... by SO TRUE!!!
Views: 27,212   |   Rating: 93% Funny

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Peeping the D

Peeping the D from Jeffrey Hadz
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Peeping the D by Let me see your wiener, bro.
Views: 2,183   |   Rating: 92% Funny

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Analyzing Train's Ridiculous New Song '...

An Article About Train's New Song 'You Can Finally Meet My Mom' from Dru Johnston
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Analyzing Train's Ridiculous New Song 'You Can Finally Meet My Mom' by After Drops of Jupiter, Meet Virginia, and Hey, Soul Sister you would think Train was out of horrible lyrics. That is until you hear their new song 'You Can Finally Meet My Mom.'
Views: 16,378   |   Rating: 91% Funny

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MOMS IN THERAPY

MOMS  IN THERAPY from Joe Burton
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MOMS IN THERAPY by JOKE
Views: 749,018   |   Rating: Immortal

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Jon Stewart: Mitt Romney is the Luckies...

Jon Stewart: Mitt Romney is the Luckiest Motherfudger on Earth  from TheMagicHour
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Jon Stewart: Mitt Romney is the Luckiest Motherfudger on Earth by No argument here.
Views: 6,109   |   Rating: 90% Funny

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Inbreeding Dwarfs may hold key to cure ...

Inbreeding Dwarfs may hold key to cure for Cancer from Mikepattonfan (Sean Warhurst)
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Inbreeding Dwarfs may hold key to cure for Cancer by Ecuadorian Dwarf's may inadvertently hold the key to a cancer cure...
Views: 4,533   |   Rating: 90% Funny

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Meme Dump and Hot Girls

Meme Dump and Hot Girls from The Leek
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Meme Dump and Hot Girls by Dumping Memes in your lap every week.
Views: 49,537   |   Rating: 89% Funny

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The Tao of @JoseCanseco

The Tao of @JoseCanseco from PaulyPeligroso
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The Tao of @JoseCanseco by When you think of Jose Canseco you think of words like "steroids" and "snitch." What if I told you that the man is one of life's greatest philosophers? Follow me inside of the mind of a man that re...
Views: 19,173   |   Rating: 89% Funny